I’ve gone on some ridiculous dates with some real winners and you’ve had the chance to read about them all. You might be wondering how in the world is it possible that I can go on so many bad dates. I am wondering that too. Honestly, I don’t think my standards are that high. Miami has certainly lowered the bar. I have come to terms with the fact there are absolutely no smart, good looking, gainfully employed, fiscally responsible men in Miami. But still, I never expected the dating pool to be this bad.
However, to prove to you that I am not purposely going on dates with guys I know will be duds, here are messages from guys that I have received this month that I did not go on dates with. As bad as my actual dates are, it appears that there is much worse out there…
Guys Who Are Questioning My Disability Right Off The Bat
My Very First Question of the New Year!
|Hello there. why are you using wheelchairs?|
Is "Wheelchair" Really That Hard to Spell?
|Him: Why are you in a wheel chair?|
Me: Why can't you spell wheelchair?
Seriously Guys, Spelling Counts.
|Ok, I'm curious... What's up with the wheel chairs? Bc half of your pics you are in one and the other half not... Sorry I'm Brad by the way|
Guys Who Both Wrote Eerily Similar “Original” Messages
Bad News Joey, You're Not Very Original
Didn't I Get This Message Yesterday?
The Guy Who Doesn’t Like Women with Identities
That's Not My Name
|Everyone we meet brings an impact to our lives, but it's up to you decide if you want to make a great impact or a bad one. I can say that a great one can happen if we decide to get to know one another, do you not agree?|
No. Just No.
|Hey gorgeous , I mean flawless :)...how are you doing today? . By the way, I love your smile.|
|I'm a cancer. ;))|
The Persistent Guy With Terrible Pick Up Lines
|lol why is a cutie like you still single ?|
|I want to feed you chicken fingers lol|
The Extreme Weirdo
|I am so glad the holidays are over. Now I can lose the beard, put the reindeer away, and stop breaking my ass inside of chimneys. Nothing but sunny beaches for me now, how about you?|
1. I should not have an identity.
2. My ability to sit and stand is still really confusing.
3. Santa is just another creep living in Miami.